Vintage forthewin

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When actors snap their fingers at crew members

fishisherman:

themagicllama:

theatremajors:

[Submitted by thetragicgreek]

coughhannahcoughcough

dear actors

next time you do it

it wont be lemon sugar water i serve you when you loose your voice

BAHAHAHHAA! *bows down to the almighty and sexay as hailll techies*

Via Panphobia: fear of everything

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How tumblr views cute relationship posts:

glitterandnightmares:

Tumblr people in relationships:

Tumblr people that are single:

or

or

or

or

Via Panphobia: fear of everything

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me: *puts on headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation

Via Maybe it's the stardust in my head.

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pleasepassout:

listenxforgive:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“

I heard my mom scream in the other room

I should try that with gary clark

Via Maybe it's the stardust in my head.

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crushedandburned:

Things you can say or write to upset the Gubloids:

Michael Gray Gubler

Matthew Grey Gubler

Matthew Gray Goobler

Dr Spencer Reed

Via OMG-MGG

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“Ellen DeGeneres was the “worst-case scenario.” She would expose me as being gay. She would force me to live a truthful, honest life, to be exactly who I am with no pretense. I thank God for her every day.
I highly recommend inviting the worse-case scenario into your life. I met Ellen when I was 168 pounds and she loved me. She didn’t see that I was heavy; she only saw the person inside. My two greatest fears, being fat and being gay, when realized, led to my greatest joy, and yet I tried so hard to present myself as anything other than who I am. And I didn’t just one day wake up and be true to myself. Ellen saw a glimpse of my inner being from underneath the flesh and bone, reached in, and pulled me out.”
— Unbearable Lightness by Portia De Rossi

Via Maybe it's the stardust in my head.

“Ellen DeGeneres was the “worst-case scenario.” She would expose me as being gay. She would force me to live a truthful, honest life, to be exactly who I am with no pretense. I thank God for her every day.

I highly recommend inviting the worse-case scenario into your life. I met Ellen when I was 168 pounds and she loved me. She didn’t see that I was heavy; she only saw the person inside. My two greatest fears, being fat and being gay, when realized, led to my greatest joy, and yet I tried so hard to present myself as anything other than who I am. And I didn’t just one day wake up and be true to myself. Ellen saw a glimpse of my inner being from underneath the flesh and bone, reached in, and pulled me out.”

— Unbearable Lightness by Portia De Rossi

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queerard:

i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around

Via Maybe it's the stardust in my head.

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When someone insults one of my favorite artists

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: whatsgoingon12)

Via Maybe it's the stardust in my head.

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taupetoupee:

unseilie:

When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.

I was not expecting that plot twist.

Via Maybe it's the stardust in my head.

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Via Mind: A Thing I've Lost Zoom

theniftyfifties:

Coca Cola Girl - artwork by Peter Hawley.

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artisticallyinsaneblog:

crystalbeast:

death-by-avengers:

mentir:

inspired by this tag

#tony stark impersonating steve rogers

original gifs made by damnafricawhathappened only edited by me

THIS

Oh god.

i’m going tocRYHDJLS